Phone Sex Fun with Sexy MILF Dani

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So, little R. called back to play, and the amusement began. The poor teeny weeny boy wanted me to call a friend and tell her all about his pecker ( or lack there of). Well, I wasn't going to make a friend of mine listen to me talk about that pathetic pecker for FREE! (as if) so he was just SOL. Seems like he wanted his little penis to have an awful lot of attention for free, and that just wasn't going to happen. If you want a hot sexy MILF to pay attention to you during an erotic phone sex call, then I'm your gal, but I certainly don't expect a poor innocent bystander to tolerate your sad lack of manliness! You know real women like real men, with a big thick cock, and by the time I am done with you, you will understand why! Give me a call at 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 02-37-757-8 and let me explain it to you in teeny tiny detail!

SPH fun with the neighbor boy.

So, R. called me today, a younger guy, about the age of my sexy neighbor down the street. Poor kid, his penis was only about 4 inches long! Bless his heart, that's not even enough to jack off with, is it? I can not imagine thinking I was going to have some good hot sex, unzipping a guy, and finding a pathetic excuse for a penis tucked away. Stuff like that aggravates me, and boy oh boy, I bet I would make him pay! That is exactly what a good hard strap-on is for- to make a puny peckered little boy learn what a real cock is like, and what it feels like when you get taken by a real man. Sadly, though, the kid also suffered from premature ejaculation, so I figure he would have done the same if I would have taken him with a toy.
Do you have a teeny weeny? A puny pecker? Do the girls giggle when they see you? DO you at least get a hand job once in a while, from a good hearted gal? Sure hope so! Otherwise, you may as well just tuck that thing away in a pair of panties, and give up any hope of being a real man!
Is this a problem you can relate to? Give me a call at 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0237-7578, and tell me all about your small penis. I love a good laugh!
Dani

Beginnings...

So, I thought I'd start a blog here. I'm part exhibitionist, part voyeur, and totally greedy. I LOVE listening to you when you moan, and groan, and touch yourself. I love knowing you want me- and probably can never have me. My husband? Technically, he would be considered a "good man"...but only because he provides well for the family. He has given me a wonderful lifestyle, adored me, pampered me....but sadly, the poor little man can't satisfy me.
So, he has become accustomed to me having lovers...
What about you? Lover, or loser?
I look forward to finding out....