Sunday, October 17, 2010

Sexy MILF Ignores you

Not so much do I ignore you as I just do as I wish while the money leaves your fat wallet. It is big, right? Because you know your teeny pecker would never satisfy me...
So, this listing is ON, probably 24/7...
we will see how it goes...
If you tribute me well enough to be worth my time...
Do you think you can please me? A real man can...
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 9457-789

Give it a shot, loser....
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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Pretty Pictures

Been wrapped up in all sorts of beginning of summer activities, but I am finally back to do some fun stuff here. Part of that is getting some picture packs ready for you, some of the juicy color ones I had taken with a special friend. You enjoy a little T&A, don't you? I'm working on them, babe...

Talk to you soon!
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 02-37-757-8


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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Big Boobs and Tight Ass

Yes, I have had a bit of work done. No, I do not have stretch marks. Yes, most of my pictures are black and white, because they are amateur, done by a guy friend, over a period of time, and his skills sucked as a photographer. Fortunately for him, that was not what he went to college for, AND he was also skilled in other areas, which made up for the color quality of the pictures. So, I will let the pussy pictures go in color, so you feel like you are right there. Ready to lick my sweet pussy. No face, though! Can't have the family seeing that, nor the community.
So, dears....Some pictures are now available here. As I get more ready for you, I will post them on a site where you can view more....
I'll keep you posted dear boys...

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Phone Sex Fun with Sexy MILF Dani

Had a fantastically hot call with a young sweetie, not quiet illegal, but dayum, young, hard, and enthusiastic! C. really was one of the calls I enjoy, sexy, give and take, letting me be as dominant as I wanted, and then slowly showing me he could take control of the situation. Lots of fun wet slippery fucking, along with slow sensual kissing, licking and nibbling.
I do enjoy basic "vanilla" phone sex. Bet you thought I was just a typical older woman who likes younger men. That is just one part of me- the part that enjoys leading you astray with my teasing and flirting.Give me a call to find out what sort of phone sex fun I enjoy! I hope we get to know each other better in the days and weeks to come. I look forward to pushing the envelope, and nudging you out of your comfort zone and into orgasmic ecstasy. Talk to you soon! 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 94-55-775
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Monday, June 7, 2010

So, little R. called back to play, and the amusement began. The poor teeny weeny boy wanted me to call a friend and tell her all about his pecker ( or lack there of). Well, I wasn't going to make a friend of mine listen to me talk about that pathetic pecker for FREE! (as if) so he was just SOL. Seems like he wanted his little penis to have an awful lot of attention for free, and that just wasn't going to happen. If you want a hot sexy MILF to pay attention to you during an erotic phone sex call, then I'm your gal, but I certainly don't expect a poor innocent bystander to tolerate your sad lack of manliness! You know real women like real men, with a big thick cock, and by the time I am done with you, you will understand why! Give me a call at 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 02-37-757-8 and let me explain it to you in teeny tiny detail!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

SPH fun with the neighbor boy.

So, R. called me today, a younger guy, about the age of my sexy neighbor down the street. Poor kid, his penis was only about 4 inches long! Bless his heart, that's not even enough to jack off with, is it? I can not imagine thinking I was going to have some good hot sex, unzipping a guy, and finding a pathetic excuse for a penis tucked away. Stuff like that aggravates me, and boy oh boy, I bet I would make him pay! That is exactly what a good hard strap-on is for- to make a puny peckered little boy learn what a real cock is like, and what it feels like when you get taken by a real man. Sadly, though, the kid also suffered from premature ejaculation, so I figure he would have done the same if I would have taken him with a toy.
Do you have a teeny weeny? A puny pecker? Do the girls giggle when they see you? DO you at least get a hand job once in a while, from a good hearted gal? Sure hope so! Otherwise, you may as well just tuck that thing away in a pair of panties, and give up any hope of being a real man!
Is this a problem you can relate to? Give me a call at 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0237-7578, and tell me all about your small penis. I love a good laugh!

Monday, May 31, 2010


So, I thought I'd start a blog here. I'm part exhibitionist, part voyeur, and totally greedy. I LOVE listening to you when you moan, and groan, and touch yourself. I love knowing you want me- and probably can never have me. My husband? Technically, he would be considered a "good man"...but only because he provides well for the family. He has given me a wonderful lifestyle, adored me, pampered me....but sadly, the poor little man can't satisfy me.
So, he has become accustomed to me having lovers...
What about you? Lover, or loser?
I look forward to finding out....